Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!

Hello. My name is Hedonism-Bot. I am built for pleasure. I enjoy being carried around on long walks by my minions, watching sunsets while being fanned by my minions, and fine dining on grapes provided to me by my minions. Though I am welded to my chaise, I manage to have a variety of hobbies. I am involved in the arts, having commissioned a terrible opera for my own gratification. My favourite phrase is, "I apologize for nothing!"

I would like to meet others whose interests include hedonism and debauchery. We will have smashing good times forcing my minions to attend to our every desire. Let the games begin!

(This is where my thoughts wander when I should be doing schoolwork. I would rather be a Hedonism-Bot.)