The Adventures of the Little Hat

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a Little Hat. No one put much faith in the Little Hat. They doubted her guts, they denied her vim and vigor, and they mocked her mercilessly on the playground: "You are an inferior hat!" screamed the Dashikis and the Fedoras, drooling blood from their hat fangs. "One day I'll prove them all wrong," swore the Little Hat. AND SHE DID.

The Little Hat made the Newsie.

The Little Hat found love: "Tabernacle, P'tit Chapeau! Qu'est-ce que je do-erais without you??"

Smarmy yet smooth, chap, and all because of the Little Hat.

And finally - most certainly - were it not for the Little Hat, this mentally deficient jazz-type would be lost entirely.

LITTLE HAT, WE SALUTE YOU