A 90s Costume Party: Tapered Pants and Neon

Hey, wait a second.... I'M the one with luscious blonde locks! Why can't I be Jessie???


Give me those pants.

Yah, these look great.

Hm... they're pretty small at the bottom....

Just a little bit more....

Perfect!! What? Take them off?? Uh.... I don't think I can...


Pfff, taking off some guy's pants - who am I, Kelly Kapowski?

I guess I never really appreciated these pants before... It's nice having circulation back in my feet. Plus, check-out the turquoise. What colour would you say this is, magenta? Radddd. Okay, I'll be A.C.


He may be blonde and bearded, he may be mulletless, but he can be the A.C. to my Jessie anyday.